12 Days of...A List of Shit I Want for Christmas

These are things that are actually on my Amazon wishlist, --and since I know how much all my readers love me, I expect to see this shit arriving on my doorstep (...in front of my apartment door) for weeks to come. I'm going to do 12 per day.

Today's items of awesomeness are:

1. The "Exquisite Headdress" with Peacock Feathers --Because it's fucking amazing and I have gorgeous hair, --you've probably seen it. And this would look beautiful in my gorgeous hair, as I wander down the aisles in Wal-Mart, buying generic cereal and attempting to find a new pair of flats.

2. The Kitty Hideaway Cave -- My cat is a Sphynx named Totoro; he was half-named by my grampa, and half-named by one of my favorite Miyazaki movies "My Neighbor Totoro." Screw you if you don't like cartoons or hairless cats. He's beautiful, and deserves -all- the toys he can get. 

3. The Armarkat 57" Faux Fleece Cat Climbing Tower Tree -- I think I've said all I need to about why my cat deserves nice things. -folds arms, glares-

4. Ranger Alumaguard Live Bait Net with 24" Handle -- This is what I need to properly catch crawdads. Don't judge me, they're good eating. 

5. Corral Women's Turquoise Cortez/Cream Fleur de Lis Boots -- I got a really pretty pair of pink Durangos from the Shado-Daddy, Stan the Man, --the best piercing artist you'll find in Missouri, and any of the states surrounding, over at TRX Tattoos in St. Louis. Now I want a pair to put next to those gorgeous babies, and these are the only ones that are pretty enough to be equal, --and they can handle gravel and mud.

6. The Art of Alice: Madness Returns -- I wants it for pretty simple reasons, --I can get all the books I want on my Kindle, and I want this one for the pretty pictures.

7. Alice: Madness Returns -- To go with the book, and because I really wanna play this game. Yes. Give it to me nooooooow. 

8. Vampire the Masquerade: Redemption -- I want to play this all the way through, and am pissed off that all I've done is play bits here and there. 

9. Cinderella Petticoat -- It's sooooooo pretty. And I have lots of long skirts to put this underneath. Unfortunately, I do not have those shoes, but my tits are bigger than hers, so I win. 

10. Oversized Wide Neck Tee -- For sexy jammies, --thongs are overrated, and covered in germs. Gimme a big sexy t-shirt any day. 

11. Mako Bait Casting Net -- For crabbing off the pier and canal docks at night, snagging needle fish for bait, and whatever else I can get.

12. RedHead Caliber Waterproof Hiker for Ladies -- The pic shows the man-boots, --the girls' are a bit softer gray, and have red soles. I like these, --they're durable, and they'll keep your feet dry. Good for fishing and camping and hiking. Which I'll get to do at some point, between work and school, I'm sure.