Monday, June 11, 2012

Ode to Jenna

Porn stars like Jenna Jameson are one in a million; literally. Jenna comes from the great porn era of yesteryear, when it was hot because it had a circumstantial sort of substance. Nowadays, there's just straight sex, to cater to the generation of men and women who want to rub one out real quick, and go to sleep, because they have two billion things to do the next day.

I love situational porn; daddy's best friend, babysitter, horny neighbor, office sex, getting out of a speeding ticket; it's sexier if there's a premise.

Jenna is a sexual role model, --she can teach a girl how to do just about anything, and doubly, she's one of the few women who can look hot while sucking a dick (seriously, most chicks look ridiculous with a cock in their mouth, and I won't lie, I'm probably one of them... it's just not a flattering look, if you're -actually- sucking, and not just... messing around).

She has had a long, terrific career in porn, and went on to establish her own adult entertainment company, a reality series hosted by Playboy, has had minor successes in acting, and may even go on to star in the Broadway musical "Rock of Ages".

She's been everywhere, done everyone, still looks terrific, and doesn't really give a shit what anyone thinks: she's in a perfect situation to avoid scandal, because she's already a porn star. There is no way to scandalize someone who doesn't treat sex as though it should be some big, dirty secret. three cheers for Jenna, her success, and her "fuck it all, and I will" lifestyle. Today's politicians could learn a lot from her.

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